No matter the setting, these 50 hilarious, unsavory jokes are never entirely appropriate. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Lady teacher rubs it off. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
After lunch, the woman invites him up to the bedroom for some "desert.
Category: Funny adult / dirty 18+ jokes, memes and pictures
Ok, So superman was flying around on day after he had saved the world. I love the writing and the photos. Kick his sister in the jaw. Reblogged this on naughtygirlwrites. Superman thinks to himself, "I can get in and out in faster than a speeding bullet. Sex is like math: He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes.